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Monday, December 28, 2015

Love & Hip Hop New York E3 Recap WTF!

This show is so damn scripted, it's ridiculous but carry on ...

Who else is done with Peter's tired ass? And what about that fake ass slap last week. Im through! Tara would get her ass beat fucking with me instigating and setting up all that bullshit. Amina a dumb hoe for getting pregnant AGAIN and living in the same damn building as her nigga's baby mama and thinking that his trifling ass wouldn't be sneaking around.


Meanwhile, Tara thinks somebody wanted her life. LOL, broke hoes think the most of themselves. Sweetie, whether you were with him for 12 years or a lifetime, TECHNICALLY you are the side hoe since he is now married. Your bitter ass probably just mad cause you thought you was gone come up by getting with Peter but ended up with 2 kids and a sorry ass broke nigga who went and married another bitch on national TV. Stay mad hoe and do better.


I really wish Amina would do better. She is so beautiful and talented but so naive. It's a shame she fell in love with that ain't shit nigga and married him all for a damn green card. She was so much more successful in Germany. Did y'all see her twin sister though? GORGEOUS!! OMG *heart eye emojis*

Who the hell is Yorma?

Even though Rich is a part of the creep squad, I'm glad he's taking the effort to step up and have his daughter with him for what appears to be way more often. Father-daughter relationships are important!



BBOD is a damn joke. Looking like the grown version of the OMG girls. Get y'all DD4L looking ass off the screen. What record have y'all put out and who the fuck are y'all? Y'all need dance lessons and a plastic surgeon. Please don't quit your day job cause you're going nowhere fast. MOE look like a pretty roach and Lexxy look like an overweight Bratz doll. Salt-N-Pepa wannabes. And while MOE talking about Rah doesn't have the credentials to manage the group, the group has NO talent. Have several seats with y'al Th-th-thotlicious looking ass.


Yandy is the bomb.com and sad at the same damn time. While it's unfortunate everything she is going through, she knew what type of man Mendeecees was when she met him. I applaud her for choosing to be a down ass chick, having kids by the same man, and even getting married BUT that couldn't be me. Nigga done fucked up twice when it comes to his freedom or life behind bars and she still chose to have another baby with the man. To each their own honey. Hopefully he gets out early on good behavior and God bless those beautiful ass children. The moment he had with his son made my heart melt. Still trying to figure out how their storyline is relevant

I'm so tired of these wanna-be musicians. The art of music has truly been lost with everyone calling themselves rappers and what not. I'm so embarrassed for MariahLynn. Baby have a seat, you're a has been and will never be a rapper. You are worse than Iggy girl and how many different men you trying to "get to know", HOE!

Cardi B is my bitchhhhhh. I love her BUT she need to sit down. If you got a whole nigga in jail then you need to quit entertaining Dj Self. And what's up with them tired dukey braids honey? Get out the studio with your aspirations of being a rapper, cause it aint gone happen and your shit gone be trash. The only language you fluent in is hoe. And the way she snatched up Yorma, lawddddddd!

Dj Self needs to get a life and stop playing little boy games with these grown ass women. You gone have to come better than that to maintain a storyline boo. Not much else to say about his boring ass. He's honestly a typical piece of shit.

Remy Ma and Papoose are everythinggggg. They keep it 100 and are real life relationship goals!! Papoose need to quit acting like her daddy though. Rey stand your ground and do what you want to do with your freedom boo but don't get yourself locked up again. Congrats on the wedding!

Can't wait to see how everything goes down next week.

Oh hell nah

So the same nigga I was talking about last night broke up with my ass because he claims he not ready for commitment. WTF! 

How you been in a relationship for over a damn year and not ready for commitment .. Well thanks for wasting my damn time. Then talking about he want to explore his options, what out there is better than me? Nothing! That's for damn sure. 



To make matters worse, instead of telling me when he did last night, he had planned to tell me at the end of winter break. Bish whet? So you were planning to string me along playing games and shit? Oh hell nah! You got me fucked up on every level with your bitch ass. 




I can't even lie, I was in my feelings a little bit but then I had to remind myself; A BAD BITCH IS WHAT A BAD BITCH DOES. 


As soon as I posted that I was single on my social media sites, my hotline was blinging and hasn't stopped! 

And going forward, if a nigga is not everything that I'm looking for and can't meet my standards, then he can kiss my ass frfr!


Even though I'm a little hurt, I'ma bounce back and be better than ever and he better not try to talk to me. Cause like a lost puppy, they ALWAYS come back.


Loving the new spice in my life and never looking back. BON VOYAGE BITCHHHHHH!!!!



Sunday, December 27, 2015

I'm so done with the bullshit

My boyfriend is really irking my damn nerves and bout to be single as fuck. Like nigga, if you wanted to be single then you shouldn't be with me and if I wanted to be single, I wouldn't be with your ugly ass. I feel like I'm the only one trying to hold our stupid ass relationship together.


So to give y'all a little backstory, my boyfriend and I go to the same college and have been together for over a year but during breaks we would be considered "long distance". Keep in mind, our break is only 6 weeks. While I'm over here dying and thinking I can't live without this nigga, he at home living it up and going to the club and shit. Meanwhile, I'm being a "good" girlfriend and keeping my ass in the house.




The same nigga I thought I loved and loved me, doesn't even tell me that he loves me anymore. oh, I forgot to tell y'all my phone broke so, I Facetime/Text from my iPad and Macbook. I guess he took that as an opportunity not to talk to me at all. Like, WTF! What kind of stupid ass boyfriend does this hoe ass shit.

He makes no effort to talk through out the day, doesn't text me, hmu, or nothing. Whenever I try to text him, he replies with dry ass remarks like "oh", "nothing", "lol". LOL DEEZ NUTS BITCH! He will literally not respond to me all day and then I FaceTime him, his ass be in the club or out with his friends.

I'm really just heated cause I've given him multiple opportunities to leave me the fuck alone, but no his sprung ass won't. He gone fuck around and become my step-son the way his fine ass daddy set up if he don't get his shit together. Or even better, he can be my brother in-law the way his fine ass brother set up, shit. Stupid ass bitch, ugh ...


I'm thinking bout getting a new nigga, I'm too damn good for this shit and deserve way damn better. I'm not gone call or text his ass no more and if he doesn't hit me up, then I know where we stand. TOO damn grown for this bullshit.

Can of Bounce That ASSSSSSS

I don't know what the fuck my brother be doing in his room but his shit nasty as fuck! 




I went in his room to sneak some candy and caught a strong whiff of a can of bounce that ass, ugh. He came up there trying to explain but I wasn't trying to hear it!




I damn near passed the fuck out. Wash your ass nasty ass lil boy!




BYE STANK ASS HOES

I get it from my mama

My mom is getting on my last fucking nerves bro!!!!!!!! Ever since I got home from school she been driving me.





We had a family party and she was showing out the entire time, like go sit yo ass down!





Don't talk to me like you crazy cause I'm grown boo. Shit, my presence is a present that you taking for granted, hell!




I caught an attitude cause she was texting me some bullshit telling me to come downstairs and blah, blah, blah. Straight IGNORED that ass.


Just had to vent a little bit but I'ma calm down after I have a little drink so yea ...





HOLLA HOES!!!!

What's up Bitchesssssss!!

What's up y'all? It's ya girl Jami and I'm the self proclaimed Queen of Shit ... meaning I run shit. 


Duh! I do what I want and say what I want, whenever I want. Ya feels? I talk a lot of shit but I can back my shit up, so don't try me or I will tase you with no apologies. 



When I'm not being my classy self per usual, I'm a passive aggressive drama queen who talks shit behind people's back and then in their face lol. It don't even matter though, cause I'm fabulous hunty

No wonder I don't have any friends ... literally. But this my website and we gone turn up!




BYE BITCHES